Reblog to make the tummy not hurt of the person you reblogged from.
*wakes up in the dragon world* what the
elder dragon: your finally awake . youve been dreaming this whole time and now you are a dragon
me: woah and i can have a dragon girlfriend too?
elder dragon: you already have 100 dragon girlfriends... theyve been waiting...
Orc BBQ would be fucking unreal
they would go fucking crazy. they'd have like. hickory smoked leviathan sausage
i asked my dad to make me a hot chocolate and he’s literally sawing something in the kitchen rn
ok I'm standing up
me when i'm the real slim shady
you cant post shit on this web site
First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.
you are like an empty tip jar
Ready to be filled!
sure i'll reblog that
the video isn’t loading for me, I’ll have to trust you on that